Average Dude. $500 to spend. Clean, neat, relatively good looking and relatively charming.
Chance of getting laid in Strip Club in this scenario. 2.4%. And that's if he know what he's doing, done some research and really plans and implements well.
Chance of getting laid in regular Night club. 17.8%
And, in each instance of success, the chick from the nightclub will be average to cute (6-7) whereas the stripper will be straight up skank (2-4).
The simple fact of the matter is that most quality, attractive strippers are really NOT looking to sleep with customers. Whereas finding a drunk girl in a nightclub when you are spreading around cash isn't nearly as difficult.
So, if you're REALLY worried about your man cheating, you should probably SEND him to a strip club.
#justsayin'
-gen
P.S. All numbers are based on my exhaustive research, personal calculations and the dozens of computer models and simulations I have run.
1 comment:
I couldn't agree more. I give my man all the dollars in my wallet before he leaves. He can't work up his appeitite at the strip club, as long as he eats at home :) Just Sayin.....
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