Strip Clubs for the Heterosexual Lady

Hey y'all. It's me again, your inconsistent blogger.

I did a guest post for CuteEllaIsBold over at her site.

feel free to check it out there, cuz I am too lazy to recreate it here.

GG.

-gen

Hey Foreigners! You SUCK!

God, I am so sick of the rest of the world pretending like they matter. Conspiring to stroke each other off and give each other pretend relevance. It is getting on my last nerve!

Witness: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/03/sports/03olympics.html?_r=2&hp

Rio de Janerio? Brazil? You want to send the Olympics to #@$!* Brazil! When you could have had Chicago! Well, SCREW you Olympic Selection Committee! And your little dog, TOO!

We even sent you our President! The real one! Not the dude from Delaware who balanced the ticket! Not the crazy blonde who lost! Not even the MILFy Brunette who REALLY Lost. The actual Dude himself.

No, they rejected Chicago, where the athletes could have ruined themselves on some of the best pizza and hot dogs in the world. They didn't even go with Tokyo, who deserves an honorable mention simply for having this problem... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/17/japan-tokyo-police-commuter-gropers No...Rio.

What is Rio even good for? Brazil is basically a farm where America grows and cultivates the hottest strippers for our Gentlemen's clubs. That's it. and they are sending the Olympics there.

Well, let's Boycott. Let's show them America's power and skip this worthless event. Let's make our own Olympics and call it the World's Supreme Atheletic Event (better than the Olympics). We'll invite any country who boycotts the Olympics and we'll pay for all their travel expenses...(talk to that law maker that gave the Yankees $$$ for their stadium, that dude's cool). We'll use theme music by Johnny Cash. And we can get some real events like bowling, Nascar, football and something involving Kimbo Slice. And a Magic: The Gathering event. Awesome. Get Neil Patrick Harris to host the opening ceremonies and have Megan Fox award the metals. I am loving this, already.

Hold it in Chicago at the same time and fly in a bunch of Brazilian strippers to attend the events and work @ Scores at night. It'll be just like the real thing without the sticky ass sweat from the Tropic of Cancer (or Capricorn) (or whatever, who cares!?! Seriously, !#%&!#$ Rio?!!!) And eventually, the Olympics will just be that thing that foreigners, kids and a few strange dudes with killer bodies participate in. Like Soccer.

Well, Barack, they snubbed you. You schlepped over there with your hat in your hand like they were worthy of respect and this is what they did. Fine. Fuck em. Withdraw all their aid and disaster relief. Bring all our soldiers home. Let them sort their own fucked up shit out. I'm not anti-war or nuthin'...I'm just sick of them pretending like they matter.

Just sayin'...

-gen