There are some upsides to having kids. Not many but...

Alanna: Mommy, Why do you have friends?

Daddy: Because Mommy is a really nice person.

Mommy: Just like you, Alanna. That's why you have friends at school.

Daddy: And that's why Daddy doesn't have any friends.

Alanna: *looks Daddy in the eye and points a french fry at him* You...you're my good guy. *big grin*