Rio de Janerio? Brazil? You want to send the Olympics to #@$!* Brazil! When you could have had Chicago! Well, SCREW you Olympic Selection Committee! And your little dog, TOO!
We even sent you our President! The real one! Not the dude from Delaware who balanced the ticket! Not the crazy blonde who lost! Not even the MILFy Brunette who REALLY Lost. The actual Dude himself.
No, they rejected Chicago, where the athletes could have ruined themselves on some of the best pizza and hot dogs in the world. They didn't even go with Tokyo, who deserves an honorable mention simply for having this problem... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/17/japan-tokyo-police-commuter-gropers No...Rio.
What is Rio even good for? Brazil is basically a farm where America grows and cultivates the hottest strippers for our Gentlemen's clubs. That's it. and they are sending the Olympics there.
Well, let's Boycott. Let's show them America's power and skip this worthless event. Let's make our own Olympics and call it the World's Supreme Atheletic Event (better than the Olympics). We'll invite any country who boycotts the Olympics and we'll pay for all their travel expenses...(talk to that law maker that gave the Yankees $$$ for their stadium, that dude's cool). We'll use theme music by Johnny Cash. And we can get some real events like bowling, Nascar, football and something involving Kimbo Slice. And a Magic: The Gathering event. Awesome. Get Neil Patrick Harris to host the opening ceremonies and have Megan Fox award the metals. I am loving this, already.
Hold it in Chicago at the same time and fly in a bunch of Brazilian strippers to attend the events and work @ Scores at night. It'll be just like the real thing without the sticky ass sweat from the Tropic of Cancer (or Capricorn) (or whatever, who cares!?! Seriously, !#%&!#$ Rio?!!!) And eventually, the Olympics will just be that thing that foreigners, kids and a few strange dudes with killer bodies participate in. Like Soccer.
Well, Barack, they snubbed you. You schlepped over there with your hat in your hand like they were worthy of respect and this is what they did. Fine. Fuck em. Withdraw all their aid and disaster relief. Bring all our soldiers home. Let them sort their own fucked up shit out. I'm not anti-war or nuthin'...I'm just sick of them pretending like they matter.
Just sayin'...
-gen
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It is possible also that I am simply pissed off that I lost the sales contest on a technicality and missed out on a $50 gift card to Chili's. Possible. I'm not sure.
I agree with you. We should boycott all things foreign. Labbatt's Blue. Toyotas. The World Baseball Classic (though Americans seem to be boycotting that already). God's already taken care of the Taco Bell dog.
Though I blame folks like you for vote. The IOC is apparently made up mostly of red blooded men who are obsessed with ogling naked female flesh. If that's your primary objective in life, where would you rather spend two weeks of your summer: Grant Park or Copacabana?
That is all.
If their chief export is strippers, and likely bananas too, then where are probably a lot of them there. If that is not incentive to go to the olympics, then what is.
You're both missing the point. They are only strippers in America. When they are in Brazil, they are just...women. Women we got. Hell I'm married to one. And she's great.
Strippers are a different breed entirely.
And, yes, I'm fine boycotting all that crap. I don't drink Labatts, I don't drive a Toyota and I don't watch the World Baseball classic. But at least the World Baseball classic has games in America.
Damn, I coulda gone to Chili's.
-gen
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