Happiest Moment in recent memory

OK...Davy @ Work brought in Dunkin' Donuts for everyone. I know...I know...He actually is a pretty nice guy, in spite of this. And he didn't bring donuts, at least...bagels and munchkins. Well, I am the boss (well, one of them) so it would be a big insult and extremely detrimental to morale if I failed to partake, so I guess I gotta have some.

I would have loved a Sesame Bagel but I am not stupid...Those are 410 calories and 7 grams of fat with 780 mg of sodium and only 3 grams of fiber. Even the nicest of the bagels, the onion bagel, is still 340 calories and 3.5 grams of fat with 660 mg of sodium and 3 grams of fiber. You just can't make a bagel worth it :(

So I decide to have three munchkins. That is enough to be polite but not enough to be ridiculous. Well, each of the little glazed bastards is 50 calories and 2.5 grams of fat...so 3 of em is the equivilant of 1/2 of my Jimmy Dean D-lights Breakfast Bowl (The absolute best breakfast on earth if you are a fat ass who doesn't want to remain a fat ass. An entire bowl of eggs, sausage, potatoes and cheese for 245 calories, 7 grams of fat, 730 mg of sodium and 2 grams of fiber. Screw you, Sesame Bagel!)

So I selected my three glazed donut holes and I pop them in my mouth. The first two are good and I am enjoying it. As I eat the third, I glance at it and think to myself, "Wow, they really skimped on the glaze on this one..." As I am chewing, it explodes with flavor and a mass of sweet strawberry jelly. ZOMG! What a feeling! I swear it was like...the happiest moment I have had in the longest time. It was amazing. I was so excited. It was beautiful. I damn near cried...

Anyway, it faded moments later...but not before I yelled about it to the whole office. I guess it was a Jelly munchkin, not a glazed one. Only an extra 10 calories and no additional fat. So...the moral of the story...eat the Jelly ones...only 10 more calories and it's like a mini trip to Vegas in your mouth.

-gen